Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Makoda, Makodi Aur Woh

Hi Friends,

We are back with the second part of the Love Story of Makoda & Makodi.....

But there is a Twist in the Love Story of Makoda and Makodi.

Now here in this Video "Do Premi ke beech me ab Teesra bhi aa jata hai...."

Check out the "Interesting Love Triangle" in the video......


Keep checking this Blog..........

Cameraman "D" ke saath writer for this post "V"....

Nondhva mate always tatpar................

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Today's Short Stupid Note

'B' started a group chat..."In 2012, Friendship Day & Rakhi will be celebrated on the same day "

Someone comments 'H' will be on leave on that day to stay away from the Rakhi...but Friendship Day is always on a Sunday...NO NEED TO TAKE LEAVE.....HAHAHAHA :D

& ofcourse its a holiday on Rakhi also....so Mr. Someone cant give the reason that he doesn't know when is the Friendship Day celebrated :P

Enjoy....

Friday, August 13, 2010

This post is dedicated to our gurudev.....Mr. An

  1. Guruji is a great mathematician...Greater than Archimedes...according to him 25*25 is 500....so everybody...mug this new maths ;) And guess what Nondhai to kharij then pachu pooche pan khari "AAVU KONE KARYU CHE HE BOLO BOLO" to "V" and "B". hehehehe :)

  2. Yesterday 'An' asked 'B' to open some OLD LATEST proposals...haha...what contradictory words...old as well as latest.....

  3. Mr. An says..."hun jyare STARTING ma BEGINNING ma SEO ma NAVO NAVO hato tyare".....so many synonyms..we understood that it was the starting of your SEO career...no need of so many synonyms....hehe

  4. There is 1 more guruji a mota guruji sathe nondhai....hamare doosre samvadta Mr. 'V' uspe jald hi apko updates denge....tab tak padhte rahein...Nondhpothi Blog...........

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Makoda & Makodi Ki Love Story Part 1

Hi Friends !!!!!!!
How are you all...
Ab Intezaar ki ghadiyan poori ho gai.....
So now we are back with the Video of New Lovers "Makoda & Makodi"

Have A Look...........





Hope you all would have enjoyed this all new Love Story...........

So keep watching ans stay tuned to Nondhpothi!!! The Only place to find the funniest and stupid stuff you have ever heard or seen...........

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Nani Nani Bau Badhi Nondhavi - Part 2

6) "Am" e intelligent Nondhai. Recorded coverstation between "D" and "Am"

"Am" : You are not famous, till ur biography not written...!!!!
"D" : Okay... I'll make sure I'll hire someone to do the job
"Am" : tu khud likh dal or famous ban ja...
"D" : Nondhai
"Am" : kutte..
"D" : Khud likhunga to biography thodi kehlayegi!! Autobiography ho jayegi.

Nondhi Lo Nondhi Lo!!!!!! LOL

7) "H" e fari thi nondhaavi.....

"H" ne poocha "An" teri comapany ka sthapna din kaun sa hai?? (matlab B'day)
"Am" samja company ka sthapna din aur beech me kood pada bechare ne faaltoo me nondha di

8) "H" and "D" vara farthi nondhai

GFC menu ma 'maggi' koi jagyaee lakheli nathi
"D" Phone karine pooche che 'maggi nathi??"
"D" to "H" : GFC vaaro na pade che
"D" said "Lo mara bhai bandh jode vaat karo"
"H" "Su bhai Maggi nathi rakhta?"
GFC: "Na"
H "kai vandho nai... muku"
:D


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9) "Am" e Nondhaavi....

"Am" E "B" ne Report Mokalyo.

Reporting karvanu hatu "Blog and RSS Submission nu"
but
amara honhar candidate e reporting karyu "Blog and CSS Submission nu"

"E Fari Thi Nondhaiiiii....."Am" gopaiiiiiii gayoooo"

10) "N" New Subscriber To Nondhpothi......

Bhai Nondhpothi na prakop thi koi nathi bachyo aaj sudhi.
Aaje to "N" e pan nondhaavi ne pota nu naam subscribe karavi lidhu che.

Manager no Birthday hato and "N" e wish karva mate mail lakhyo...
"MANY MANY HAPPY BIRTHDAY RETURNS OF THE DAY"
ek to Birthday wish kare then pachu pan lai le che bolo :P


So Friends this much for now.....

Keep Smiling :) Have fun enjoy life.........

Game tyare game tya nondhavo toh amne yaad karjo :)

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Nani Nani Bau Badhi Nondhavi - Part 1

Kai dar vakhate title attractive na hoi... aa mafat blog che chalavi levu pade :P

"D" Says "Aje maru nondhpothi update karvanu chellu divas... nondhi lejo"

Manas matra bhool ne patra. Nani nani bhoolo vanchine maja aavi jase

1) Aa "H" na taraf thi:

"Shivshakti pe waiter ne nondhai thi,
thoda pyaaar se baat kya kiya,
party mood me aa gayi..
usko order kiya VEg Makkhan Vala
and wo leke aya paneer ki sabjee
Paneer Handi

E Nondhaiiiii"

2) "V" e 2 times blog post karine nondhavii

3) Ay "An"... le leto ja tu bi

"B" says "mare egg allowed nathi"

"An" says "For "V" egg not allowed and for "B" egg allowed"

he he he PJ

4) Blog na writer e pan nondhai

Varsad ma bhina hatho thi sparkplug ne jodine kick marii. Masttt current vagyo.....

Writero no niyam - kadi ek na nondhavi, be athva be thi vahdhare

Another one!!!!!!!

Horn ni andar pani ghusi gayu. jevo bump aave ne chalu thay jaye. poor bike!

5) "V" e elevator ma niche java mate upar no button dabayoo :P



Stay tuned for other short stupid incidents..............

Funny PJs.. To Scratch Your Heads!!!!

Use of Brain Is Strictly Prohibited!!
दिमाग का उपयोग करना कानूनन जुर्म है!!


So Enjoy the Funniest PJ's below :

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre.

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Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.

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Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola toh,
Chowkidaar bola.......
ALL IZZ WELL
ALL IZZ WELL.

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Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Ek chutki sindur ki, kimaat tum kya jaano rames babu..??

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Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Karan Arjun aayenge..."

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Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..

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IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hain,
12 saal se Daya ek he Qualis Chala raha hain.

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Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

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Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY,
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY,
ACP pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

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Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber..!

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Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..
A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.

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2 Cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal waale bed mein admit the.
Pehla Cockroach: "Kya dost Baygon se?
Dusra Cockroach: "Nahin re Paragon se..!!

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Inventor of above PJ's is "B"

Hope you all enjoyed the above mentioned PJ's and the amount of hair on your heads must have been decreased.....

So Stay tuned for such funniest incidents.........

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Introducing Video Posts Soon.........

Hi Friends!!!!!!!

Stay tuned to watch the short romantic love story videos of Ants.........

"Makode aur makodi ki prem kahani"



Stay Tuned and Enjoyyy :)