Saturday, July 31, 2010

Its Snacks Time.....

Last onee... Karma lounge na menu par different types nu chavanu mukeene khadhu :)

I can remember the day : "The Last day of 5'o clock Break" :)

Stay tuned for more updates



Cheers,

Danny

Bija Writer E Pan Nondhaaavi !!!!

Biji writer "S" ay nondhaii

Ek video download kari lidho...

Khabar nai magaj ma su aayu ke pase ni link par click kari didhi.

Page reload thai gayo :)

Time no ravado to nikdi j gayoo, sathe sathe nondhai e nakhi :P

E Nondhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... Nondhi Lo.......

Woman Sues Google : International Nondh

The most ridiculous news I've ever heard is this:

"Woman Using Google’s Directions Gets Hit By Car, Sues Google"


Here's the link:


http://thetechjournal.com/off-topic/woman-using-googles-directions-gets-hit-by-car-sues-google.xhtml

Special comment:

Aww c'mon! another dumb trial! what's next? suing the car manufacturer for not warning you that crashing into the wall at 100mph can cause damage to health?! suing the pool for not warning you that you can drown if you can't swim? how much stupider will it get?

I mean, if you're dumb enough to suppose that some device with a Google software can make you invincible and use it's directions without looking aside, then you're simply not made for this world.

Dumb, just dumb

Nondhavi nondhavi ne ketlu nondhaviye??

Aaj kal recession nu time che ne.. su kariye?

Koi nondhava aavtuuj nathi

kai vandho nai...potana nai to parka sahi nondhavi to pade j ne

yesterday me and few other friends were having lunch at Saffron. Three of them asked for à la carte whereas i went for fixed lunch. I was waiting for the waiter to bring in the meal. The soup arrived first. Tomato soup with bread crumbs and cream, thin texture. Then, he brought barbequed green paneer.

Taste was okay...

After that came the loooong wait. I just waited and waited for the second starter (roasted potatoes) to arrive. After a while they brought rotis, and vegetable but no starter. I called up the waiter and told him (in a slightly angry tone) what about the starters?? I haven't received them yet and his face was like - okay but you've received the main course. What's the point in receiving the starters after the main cours!

Oops.. waiter e nondhavii

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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Activa Wali e Nondhaaaavi......

Hi Friends I'm back with one more funny incident that I came across while returning back to home....

Here's the detailed incident....

On 26 July 2010, evening around 7.00 PM, I and my colleague "H" who was at my back seat were moving towards home after office hours.

And just in front of us one girl was driving a moped "Activa" and now here's the twist.

The girl was driving "Activa" and usually the accelerator is at the right hand and guess what she was accelerating with left

hand (as per her way of driving).

Her left hand was in the downward position and the right hand was in the upward position.

So from this you can guess the scene of how she might be driving and we thought that "AAJE KOIK NA KOIK NU VIMO PASS KARAVINE J REHSHE" after watching the way she was driving Activa .

And the persons like "KAKAs" who were standing by the road were watching that girl like a joker driving Activa who doesn't

even know how to take a left turn.....

The real fun can be enjoyed at the exact time when that girl was caught driving...........

Cameraman "H" Ke Saath Reporter "V"......

So stay tuned to NONDHPOTHI and enjoy the latest stupid and funniest incidents that we all came across everyday.....

Bye Bye Friends............

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Writer ay pote nondhavvii.. le leto ja

Bachkar kab tak rahoge writer ji.. yeh toh hona hi tha

Aane toh facebook par nondhaii su vaat chee!! :P

7. Ek se mera kya hoga...muje toh stupidity me degree chahiyeeee

Toh yeh raha doosra vala:

B sends a link in group chat

D sees that its a mozilla personas link.. still opens it in Chromme

Ayy Nondhaii


8. AN aaje vaaaro aayi gayo

Ask AN how do you pronounce 'asked' and he'll respond 'Askkaiddd'

the funny part is- you tell him the right pronunciation and he says 'hu je bolu ay sacchhu'

Wah Babumoshai wah paki nondhai


9. H ay mast nondhaii

Beta kidi marvani ni dava ne su kehvayy??

GLammaxinne...
:)

Keep enjoying the gags and giggles. There's more 2 come tmrw

Cheers,

Danny

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Purane khiladiyon ka khel hua purana, ab he naye khiladiyon ka zamaana

Lights, Camera… Action

Our team presents a second episode of gags and giggles; this time with fresh entrants

After a lot industry struggle and begging the TOP Character of this BLOG to leave the top spot for just one second, the big RED machine (sorry for the t-shirt mention, I couldn’t help it) "V" has made it to the top spot.


3. Here goes the conversation

"B" on A's PC and vice versa. V tensed about work sends this msg to B:

V: “Aaj thi whatizit nu kaam bandh kari deje samjyo?”

B: “Samji gayi”

V (scratching his head): “Aavu kem bole che?”

Get up and says, “Oh! Tame hata??”

Everyone together: Ayyyy…Nondhaii, Nondhaii

4. Ever noticed a trend?? A never leaves his friend alone. Very close friends Awwww…. :P

After A's friend completes, A bursts out… ‘Fan of THE himesh’

Ha ha ha…. :D

5. This one was supposed be yesterday’s hot favorite but due to volcano eruption near my house, I couldn’t write a post.


B….headphones on.. full volume (singing even louder) Aaja meri tamannaa…..

Everybody looking at each other and giggling but no one has the courage to tell her to stop…

Best laughter moment of yesterday :D

Bas aaj ke liye itna hii…. Stay tune for more gags in the next episode.


Cheers,

Danny


{P.S. Hope everyone’s taking this light heartedly. I have no intentions whatsoever to hurt anyone’s feelings. }

eblogger e nondhaviiii

Post nathi karva detu

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Ise kehte hai English ki vaaat lagana...........

Now here I am going to introduce some of the words "jiski hamare kuch dosto ne kamar tod di hai".

Guys seriously the following are the words which are being used anywhere and at any point of time by the language experts present in our workgroup.

So, you also feel free to use these sort of words anywhere, anytime and at any place you want

1) Anecdote
2) Characteristic
3) conservative
4) preservative
5) layman
6) monotonous
7) seriously
8) sorry sorry
9) o sit (i know there is some mistake in the word but yaaaar you are so intelligent to get it... hai na bolo bolo :P )
arey i forgot to mention the most important word sorry sorrry...
10) nondhi looooooooooooooooooo :P (this is the word that inspired our experts to create this great and interesting blog)


The above mentioned are some of the words "jiski izzat se badnami hoti hai".


Detailed explanation of all the words will be given in the next upcoming post :)


So friends, Keep checking for updated list of such funniest words we are continuously in the process of identifying such interesting words..........

Stay tuned...........

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Nondhavviii... le lettooo ja introduction

Nodhaaviiii




Ayyy X khotu na lagadto...


1. Aje X baba amara maate ganthiya laine aavya ane ay pan saame thi phone karine.

2. "A" bola ke sizzler jode puri hovi joiyeee.

Udghaatan thai gayu...badhano vaaro aavshe

Have a happy weekend!!!

Cheers,

Danny