Thursday, July 26, 2012

Office ma Fari thi Double Double Nondhaviii

यह किस्सा उस वक़्त का है जब सब मस्त tummy भर के अपनी अपनी place पर आकर बैठ जाते है and start pretending to work but असलियत क्या है किसी को पता नहीं.. :P
ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh કોઈ ને કેહ્વાનું નહિ.. અમે તો કામ કરીએ છીએ :P

So हुआ ऐसा था की..

Miss S was just sitting beside Mr. V and Mr. V had just started to work but he was getting bored so decided to take the help of his iPod so that थोडा mood बन जाए. At the same time Miss S का headphone was not working properly and the volume levels were also very low, so she borrowed Mr. V's headphones and told him to play songs for her. So बिचारी हालात की मारी Miss S पर तरस खाकर  Mr. V agreed and done as she wanted him to do. So Mr. V selected few good songs and played for her.

कुछ देर तो सही चला सब.

But as you know that Mr. V was hearing songs from iPod.. So he didn’t liked one of the song from the list so decided to change the track. So he changed the track from the media player of his system :P Fatak se Miss S started looking at Mr. V and ગુસ્સે થી કીધું કે શું છે તમને કેમ song change કર્યું આટલું મસ્ત ચાલતું હતું ને ??

For few seconds Mr V. was totally blank की क्या हो रहा है फिर पता चला की he was hearing from his ipod and mistakenly he had changed the song in media player from where Miss. S was listening songs. Then Mr V shared the funny act with Miss s and both laughed..

अब सुनिए इस किस्से का दूसरा पहलु जहा Miss S ने बी कोई कसर छोड़ी नहीं थी

The background was same, and Miss S was listening songs from Mr. V's system. Suddenly she got some point to discuss with Mr. V and she pinged him via Gtalk. Now, she got confused why she was getting the ping voice when she sent msgs to Mr.V? :P

After 2-3 conversations she realized that afterall the headphone was attached to Mr.V's system, so it was but obvious to get the ping voice. :P

ખરી નોંધાવી, ને જાતે હસવા મંડી :P
હે ભગવાન શું થશે છોકરીયો નું :P :D

BDW it’s a Humble request to other members of this Nondhpothi to please keep on posting over here. ऐसा तो हो नहीं सकता की કોઈ નોંધાવતું નથી..

Keep on posting..
Keep Smiling...

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Gandhinagar ma Nondhai...

Today evening I got a call from my old friend that made me really happy. I met my old lovely group of friends, that we call as "Rakhdu Toli" :)

I rushed from office, reached home, changed and reached to our favorite meeting place. I was really Happy to meet all my oldies after a long long time.

Lemme introduce my frnzz.

1) Chindi
2) Gotu
3) Champa
4) Ashwii : The big big lavari of our team.
5) Ambi
6) Sanju
7) Rocky
8) And last but not d least ofcourse ME yaar :)

Then we decided to ride till G'nagar... Ashwi was with me, chindi was with gotu and so on. We all spent good time together and had Tea then after couple of hours we started towards home.

I was talking to Rocky having on mind that Ashwii is already sitting on my back. After crossing almost 2 - 2.5 Kms Rocky asked about Ashwi and she was not there. Eeeee Nondhai boss Nondhai.

OMG ab kya we rushed back to the spot but she was not there. Searched all nearby places but failed to find Ashwii. Boss I was really worried as I knew when v vll find Ashwii "Mera to Murder hi hona thaa".

Nearly after an hour we finally decided to check d bus station and guess whaaaattt she was there standing alone waiting for the bus to come, totally tensed and full of anger on us specially me :P

Hahahahahaha we all laughed loudly at her and yes but obviously she started beating and started shouting on me.

Bichaaaaariii I must say :)) :P

Kya karte boss galati apni thi chup chap khade rahe. Warna chup rehte kya ???

But really the whole scene was really too funny and a happy moment as v found her finally.. :D :D

I hope we all will meet again and this time I am damn sure Ashwii will keep an eye on me when we decide to start hahahaha ;)

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Yes - I am Busy

Well I am back with a bang!

This is the incident of last week. Everybody felt sense of relief after most awaited suspense of the new policy. Almost everyone has been settled with the new environment except me (jokes apart). In the mean time Mr. V was also busy with his own office affairs. Actually he was facing some PC’s problem even now the scenario is same (shhh! don’t tell anybody) but some how working is going on.

Every time he used to be busy whether it’s with work or with AC (you know it’s too hot nowadays). In this busy schedule and work pressure he lost (wait wait… he is not lost I mean he lost his consciousness for sometime). He sat one of the other‘s desk and started working on the PC next to him.

Consider he was busy as I mentioned above he is always busy. He started working on the particular “PC”. If I am not wrong he was preparing some document and supposed to check it through internet or something related to posting but one thing I remember that he was supposed to open browser after typing that doc file.

Consider he was busy (please). He clicked the browser and guess what happened??? Guessing completed I suppose…yeah you all are right internet was not working but it happens you know sometimes (you know these cable operators always aaah!). Why not internet is working? -he asked team members. Everybody said mine is working. I have to ask the network admin now…this is too much – he again uttered. He was very worried and he uttered what to do (the facial expression like God please save me!)

Someone from us said hey V you checked whether your cable connector is loose or what? He said - I don’t think so (he was using others PC and even though he was sure ha ha ha). And at last we discovered it was unplugged and due to his busy schedule he didn’t check that the PC in which he was working on not connected with the internet cable and he was confirming with others that internet was working or not.(this is something in Hindi proverb – “Bagal me bachha, shehar me dhindhora”)

Laugh out louder!! (Nondhai Nondhai!!)

This is end of this post but show must go on.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

McD ma nondhai

Tamne toh khabaraj che Nondhava ma to amaro pehlo number

Y'day I went to McD to do time pass. Instead of buying a $1 cold drink, I ended up buying a $3 coffee coz I didn't see the offer right in front of my face nd advertised a dozen times.

Na maja aavi? Beeji ek

I have a Wallmart gift card. Went to shopping at Wallmart feeling happy that I'll get a huge discount worth $20. Bought all the groceries, my food items and stuff, got into the line up, and guess what? Forgot to give the card at the end moment nd ended up paying for everything.

Mari jode j aavu kem thay cheee???

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Lift ma nondhai...

Hi everyone...this post is for incidents that occurred in the lift. Elevators, lifts are a routine part of our life just like mobile phones. We have lifts at our work place, at our residence, shopping malls, etc. Here are two incidents that I witnessed at my work place lift, hope you all enjoy:

--> The day was over & I was leaving for my home. Was in the lift going from 3rd floor to basement with few other people who were to get off at ground floor. The lift opened at ground floor & as it was a busy hour, the ground floor was crowded with people waiting for the lift. But mine was going down, so everybody looked @ me annoyingly except one. This great person was busy on his cellphone & was so engrossed in his conversation that he didnt notice where the lift was going. On the other hand he didnt even realize that other people didnt get in means the lift is not going up. Now he gets in the lift going to basement with me (busy talking on phone). Just as the lift door closes & lift starts; the poor guy's cellphone's network is gone. He keeps on shouting, 'Hello, Hello, Hello,...' and when the lift opens @ basement he realizes he has reached basement & mutters, 'Achha basement floor avi gayo'. I stepped out of the lift and just started laughing like anything. Why doesnt he imply the famous 'Walk & Talk' in his life too; as such the building has 4 floors only.

--> This just happened recently. Again leaving for home from 3rd floor to basement with a courierwala in the lift. We both entered together, I pressed -1 & he 0 in the lift and started dialing someone from his cellphone. In the meanwhile lift started moving & opened on 2nd floor & the guy walks out of it with full speed without noticing that it is 2nd floor. I should also mention one thing - the lift has a system that it announces the floor number each time it stops on a floor. This guy didnt even listen to it and just walks out with great speed as if he was in too hurry. I started laughing but before my lift door could close again, the guy returned back in the lift with the same speed as he had left. It was so funny that I just could not control my laugh & started laughing in front of him. And he pretended to be busy with his cell phone.

Mobile phones are so addictive..Right?

Hope you all enjoyed this post.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Nondhi lo...prem thi

Manushya etle chokro ke chokri hoy toh kona jode prem kare? Chokro hoy to chokri jode and chokri hoy to chokra jode. Apde America ni vaat javaa do. Blog jode koi prem kare kharu? Nondhavii j kehvay ne! lolz :)
(read previous post for reference)

Ratre 12 vage aa blog post banavi! Nondhavi, dude nondhavi


Love Note

Hello Nondhpothi

I am in love with you that's why I dare to write few lines for you. The very first day when I saw you I decided to write for you but didn't get enough matter to express my love so just writing about my feelings that how much I love you from this small post.

In future I will be writing for you but for now something special for you..

"Once Tom and Jerry were fighting

Fight started like this:

Tom: "Sab khana kahne aao mast sabji banayi hai mummy ne"
everybody joined except Jerry. Everybody said" wah wah kay kahan banaya hai Aunty ne"
Then also Jeery not joined..
Tom: "Sab ko individual invitation dena padega" (specially emphasizing for Jerry)
Jerry not joined...
Everybody said "maze aa gaye wah mast sabji thi"
Someone from the crowd said "hey see Jerry came give her also"
Very next a voice came..."Ja be mai nahi deta sab kah liya maine aur ise to kabhi nahi"
Jerry:(in form man ko marte hue)" mat do.. mat do.. mujhe chahiye bhi nahi meri mummy aap ki mummy se bhi achha banati hai huuun..."
Dishum...dishum... dishum...
Moral of this special fight: "Angoor nahi mile to Khatte hain"

Like wise crowd used to enjoy their fights every day..

I hope you find it interesting my love.
Take care dear Nondhpothi
Will be back soon with some special post for you..
Till then
with lots of love

Yours only